I Don't Know,just LAUGH!

Colin meets a girl on the street.

He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks."

She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll let you LOOK at it.

"They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets down on his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too dark, so he gets out his lighter.

He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic hair... it's so curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL."

She says, "Thank you."

He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"

She says, "Go ahead."

He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"

She says, "Of course."

He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire."

理想与梦想；勇敢与懦弱

理想，梦想，两个字都是想，并且都是必需去实行才能达到的。
实行━实实在在的去行动，对吧？
以前，我梦想当一个tourist guide ，
全部朋友都赞同我，鼓励我，但我最后都没有实行到…
因为我害怕，我胆怯，我懦弱。
一旦有人讥讽我的梦想，
我就会开始怀疑自己的能力…
结果，一事无成。
现在的我，终于读完了Pre-U的course，
但成绩一点都不理想…
但我始终很高兴，
因为我还是读完了！
我，现在又有个梦想…
我很想很想拿Mass Comm…
但是我妈妈又要我拿回Accounting…我不要！！
我自己清楚明白，
我是有权力去选择我想追求的东西，
选择后我也清楚明白自己一定要尽责任把事情弄好！
我若继续拿Accounting，我一定会半途而废…
而且我也会后悔没有去尽力夺取我想要得东西…
Accounting，是一个比Economic还无聊的科目…
整天就是数钱，况且数的钱又不是自己的，又浪费时间…
任人家骂我懒，骂我为什么知道自己比别人差却还不会去努力…
这时候，我就会跳出来保护自己，
我会很勇敢的说自己不是读普通书的料，
但他们认为我是在吠…
每当我跟人家complain我的状况时，
他们都好像很了解我似…
然后很体谅我。
当我跟家人complain时，
他们就会说我每次都逃避现实（我这样还不够算面对现实吗？），
只会保护自己…（他妈的）
应该是他们都没真正见过真正坏到贴底的少年吧！
这就是人家和家人的差别吧！
我活得太没用了┃
原因如下：母亲太恐怖了；我太懦弱了；
我想睡觉了，因为，矛盾，又来临了¨

anyway SMILE again!

After commiting a daring bank robbery, the Polish bandits tore from the bank parking lot and sped onto the turnpike.
"Karel," said the driver, "look back and see if the cops are following us."
"How will I know?" the other asked.
"He'll have his flashers on, dammit!"
Karel looked back. After peering through the window for several moments, he answered,
"Yes...no...yes...no...yes..."