Something to Share(Smile)

Tom is sick of city life,
so he buys some land in Alaska,
as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the mailman once a week and goes out to buy groceries once a month.
Other than that, it's total peace and quiet.
After six months,
a huge bearded man knocks on his door.
"Hi, I'm Chuck, your neighbour from down the road,"he says. "I'm having a party on Friday night and I thought you might like to come."
"Great,"says Tom.
"I'm ready to meet a few locals."
"I've to warn you,"says Chuck."There'll be some drinkin."
"Fine by me,"says Tom.
"And more than likely some fighting too."
"I think i can handle that,"says Tom.
"And there'll be probably be some wild sex."
"That's not a problem,"says Tom. "I'm quite broad-minded.Now,what should i wear?"
"It doesn't matter-it's just going to be the two of us."